![]() The bad news is, I don’t actually have a packet of ancient Christmas Crunch holiday frosting. In 1995, Christmas Crunch came with packets of “holiday frosting and sprinkles,” which was the quicker way of saying, “holiday frosting with thousands of red and green sugar grains drowning in it.” Quicker yes, but less poetic. ![]() Can’t say I blame you, even if you are a heartless and impatient ass. You see Cap’n Crunch holding a mysterious packet of frosting, and you want to skip ahead. Plus, for some reason, the font they used for “Christmas Crunch” makes me want to ride a train. Such a successful departure from the red-and-green norm. I probably would’ve written about this even without the frosting thing. ![]() From Santa Crunch’s understated appearance to the shiny silver snowflakes, it’s a box that begs for stares and GETS them. This was by far the strangest of the many Christmas Crunch variations, but I mean that in the best ways possible.īefore we get to the meat (meat = frosting), let us bow in unison to this box design, bold in its blues and heavy on everything holy. ![]() This super special version of Christmas Crunch came out in 1995, and if not for Coolio, would have been the pop sensation of its year. I may have written about that cereal fifty times, but I never told you about the time it came with cake frosting. You might think that I’ve exhausted the well of Christmas Crunch posts, but nuh uh. 1995 Christmas Crunch with HOLIDAY FROSTING.
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